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Brandon Marshall has psych disorder. Diagnosis: Jerk

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Can I punt this to Georgia?

Brandon Marshall announced that he has been officially diagnosed with borderline personality disorder (BPD). B-Marsh has a history of ridiculous actions as a superstar receiver in Denver that ultimately brought him to the Fish last season. My favorite story is the time during training camp where after a drill instead of handing the ball to the ball boy, he punts it off the field and out of everyone’s reach. That earned him a quick little suspension. He also has a history of nearly 10 domestic altercations with women where police were involved, culminating this past April when he was stabbed in the stomach by his wife. Brandon, with a rap sheet this long, you don’t have a personality disorder, you’re just a jerk.

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  1. August 1, 2011 at 5:37 pm | #1

    I enjoy the title of this piece. I hope this move is a scan to get some drug in his system legally. Check out MLB’s rates on ADD compared to normal society. Can you guess what some good focus drugs are??

  2. Fitz
    August 1, 2011 at 9:52 pm | #2

    Yeah baseball stats on this kind of thing are odd. You’d think NFL players may have some excuse due to the head hits, but they’re all looking for any advantage they can get. You’ll start to see a lot of posts with PED’s mentioned. It’s not going anywhere.

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